the weirdest shit you will ever see

TAKE ME BACK and leave me there

Jonah's Poly rap from Summer Heights High 

even if you have never seen this show, this rap is awesome.

japanese blood sucker

i wasn't trying to be scary

No hobo sauce on my wiener, thanks!

Google's targeted advertisements: racial profiling?

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I can only assume that my last name was the target of racial profiling. But really, I don't believe I've discussed cosmetic surgery via Gmail since I undid my eyelids a few years ago. ha ha?

Tonight, I Dine on Turtle Soup

This video is reason enough to want to be a turtle. 

DAMN, I love horny turtles!